Look at the whiner whining. They don't like whining, oh no they don't. But they moan and they groan, they want to stop but they won't! It's the injustice they tell you, the ridiculous things! "I hate to complain but come on!" Oh the sorrow it brings. But don't fret for our poor friend, nor friends of theirs. For each tear fuels a spark, a flash of light in the dark. On and on, the whiner keeps on whining, even whining about the whining, a little whine lantern shining.